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mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

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elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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At this exact moment in time I would really appreciate a minion that would go and fetch me a cup of tea…

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  • #the laziness is real #already in bed #ugh #all the way downstairs #sad face #tea
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How to be your own bed

actionables:

twinking:

step 1.

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HANNES FOR FUCKS SAKE

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unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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bastille:

when you type your password in thinking its wrong but turns out to be correct

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